Saturday, 13 August 2016

Things to be Avoided

Books written by ‘BIG NAME’ with ‘little name’—cause you know ‘big name’ had little to nothing to do with it. I’ve never not been disappointed;

Clothes with ‘dry clean only’ tags—unnecessary pain in the ass;

Bottled ‘natural spring’ water—fancy way of saying tap water. Only more expensive. Exception: in a foreign country where the local tap water is sketchy. Then, bring on the imported tap water please;

Squash—the vegetable, not the sport;

Uncomfortable shoes—it doesn’t matter how cute they are;

Vending machine apples—I don’t know, it just seems wrong somehow.

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