Wednesday, 21 March 2018

New Computer


New, bright and shiny, computer fresh out of the box.

Sigh of satisfaction. This is going to be great.

Ok, once I get past this Cortana thing this is going to be great. (I miss Windows 7.)

Crap, I need a new Microsoft Office subscription. But then, for sure, this is going to be great.

I just have to transfer all my documents, and music, and pictures, and…

There, excellent, this is per—

Blue screen of death.

Don’t panic.

Restart,

Make sure all the latest updates are installed,

Restart again.

Phew, seems good now. Must have been a fluke. Now I can—

Blue screen of death,

Blue screen of death,

Blue screen of death,

Fu*&^%*Son of &*%$^$*Piec#*@$h*T*^%$#*#^%&*^$

Time for a beer.

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